What I Tell People I Am Doing In College: I am earning my bachelor’s of science in biochemistry with a focus on pre-med.
What I Am Actually Doing In College: Crying a lot.
It’s intriguing to think that due to my lack of sexual activity that I’m grossed out by the thought of intercourse…
Reverting back to my asexual ways.
I’m sure as soon as I see Dion the waterworks will start flowing again.